Dog Satire
Five Dog Breeds to Avoid
Last week I was disgusted to see a woman walking two Chihuahuas. She seemed normal but had engaged in an anti-social act. The Chihuahuas are a menace to everyone but their owner.
The Chihuahua woman was not the only clueless dog owner I saw last week. A man wearing what appeared to be his pajama top was walking a small, black and red dachshund. The nasty little dog barked at each passer-by, showing his teeth. The weiner-dog wagged his tail while barking and lunging to make it worse. The dog enjoyed scaring people.
Everyone has a breed they hate
I have a scar on my leg where a pit bull bit me, drawing blood when I was a teenager. I have hated these vicious dogs ever since, but some people consider the pit bull a “loving dog.” If you feel the same way, please visit a psychiatrist.
