I’m glad you liked the film. Please let me push back on your assumption that if you are not ignorant, suffer from white privilege, immature attention span, or whatever an “insatiable neediness to shore up that broken attention problem,” you should like the film.
Feel free to condemn my article or even call me an ignorant bigot, but I think you’re being quite unfair to the hundreds of thousands of other people who did not like the film.
Just my opinion, but if a film is not entertaining, it has a problem. To me, the film failed on many levels.