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Dog Satire, Humor

Rash of Dog Bites Predicted

Dozens of future vicious attacks, all in one box

2 min readDec 21, 2021

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I count a total of eight pit bulls. Suppose you assume that each one will bite at least 30 people, that is 240 dog bites. If you assume that at least a third of those bites will require stitches or other medical attention, you have 80 trips to emergency rooms or urgent care…

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John Dean

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