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Trump’s Letter to Number 46

A “very generous” letter left on the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office

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Here it is, Trump’s letter to President Biden. Did the ex-president turn a new leaf on his way out the door? Did Trump really write Biden a “very generous” letter? You be the judge:

Hey, Joe —

You didn’t get here fairly but I guess you got me. I’m not done yet, but for time being, my office is yours.

By now you may have already begun your work to set America backwards by inviting China to steal our jobs, let the country be overrun with brown rapists, and raising taxes. You have already said you are rejoining the disastrous Climate Accord — did you notice that snow flurries are predicted for noon today?

Although I am alot smarter than you, I am going to stand back and stand by. I hope you won’t ruin everything I’ve singlehandedly done for America.

I know you claim to be a religious…